What those computer words REALLY mean:

 PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

 ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
            Improvements Subscribers Don't Need

 SCSI       System Can't See It

 DOS        Defective Operating System

 BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

 IBM        I Blame Microsoft

 DEC        Do Expect Cuts

 CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

 OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.

 WWW        World Wide Wait

 MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System

 PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of

 COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

 AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

 LISP       Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

 MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

 WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools

 RISC       Reduced Into Silly Code