What those computer words REALLY mean:

 PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


 ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
            Improvements Subscribers Don't Need


 SCSI       System Can't See It


 DOS        Defective Operating System


 BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


 IBM        I Blame Microsoft


 DEC        Do Expect Cuts


 CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months


 OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.


 WWW        World Wide Wait


 MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
            Hangs


 PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of
            Mathematics


 COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language


 AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction


 LISP       Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis


 MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed


 WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


 MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
            Teenagers


 RISC       Reduced Into Silly Code