/*
     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
     Project: Chicago(tm)
     Projected release-date: MAY 1998
    $History$
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
         display_copyright_message();
         display_bill_rules_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         if (first_time_installation)
         {
             make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
             do_nothing_loop();
             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
             hang_system();
         }
         write_something(anything);
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_some_stuff();
         if (still_not_crashed)
         {
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             basically_run_windows_3.1();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_nothing_loop();
         }
     }
     if (detect_cache())
         disable_cache();
     if (fast_cpu())
     {
         set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
         set_mouse(action, jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }
     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
     printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
     if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt);
     else
         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
     while(something)
     {
         sleep(5);
         get_user_input();
         sleep(5);
         act_on_user_input();
         sleep(5);
     }
     create_general_protection_fault();
}