Subject: Actual Newspaper Headlines


"Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One"

"Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing"

"Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung"

"Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan"

"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"

"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

"Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water"


         from Chuckles of Dignam's Country Window