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Slovní hříčka založená na dvou dvojicích anglických slov, která se stejně vyslovují (a píšou), ale mají různý význam:
  A panda comes to an Italian restaurant, orders a meal, eats it, and when the waiter brings the bill, panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter straight through the head.
  The horrified owner comes to the table and asks panda: "Why did you do that?"
  "That's what pandas do," replies the panda and leaves.
  The owner mulls for the rest of the day in disbelief over what happened. When he comes home in the evening he pulls out his encyclopedia and, sure enough, he reads: "Panda — native of China, eats shoots and leaves."