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Slovní hříčka založená na dvou dvojicích anglických
slov, která se stejně vyslovují (a píšou), ale mají různý význam:
A panda comes to an Italian restaurant, orders a meal, eats it,
and when the waiter brings the bill, panda pulls out a gun and
shoots the waiter straight through the head.
The horrified owner comes to the table and asks panda: "Why did
you do that?"
"That's what pandas do," replies the panda and leaves.
The owner mulls for the rest of the day in disbelief over what happened.
When he comes home in the evening he
pulls out his encyclopedia and, sure enough, he reads: "Panda
native of China, eats shoots and leaves."