WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT A UNIVERSITY
- He had only one major publication.
- It was in Hebrew.
- It had no references.
- It wasn't published in a referred journal.
- Some doubt he wrote it himself.
- He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
- The scientific community can't replicate his results.
- He never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning the subjects.
- He rarely appeared in class, but told his students to read the book.
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students, offering no appeal to a progress committee.
- His office hours were irregular and were often held on a mountain top.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, almost all students failed completely.